I don't remember my dreams, so there is always the doubt that I am asleep.

I know, it’s only a story, but for so many it’s more than that. It’s a world, all on its own where we want to put on the sorting hat.

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"Headline?" "Swing Set Needs Home," I said. "Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home," he said. "Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children" I said. He laughed. "That’s why." "What?" "That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile?"

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